Big News: Adam Sandler is a Daddy

Here's the official word from Adam Sandler:

Kid is healthy!! Wife is healthy!! He's still a moron, and that's all that counts!!!

Adam Sandler is obviously not a professional celebrity pregnancy journalist like me. The gender, name and weight of the baby is way more important than the father's mental aptitude. A source told People that it's a girl and that she was born on Saturday.

Besides the shoddy reporting, Adam and his wife are bucking the Hollywood trend of getting pregnant first and then getting married. They were wed in 2003.

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