Tom Cruise Plans on Eating Katie's Placenta

My source represented this story as totally serious for the first couple paragraphs. In most primate species, the mother does eat the placenta. It is a less common practice in Humans. The disc-shaped mass is rich in estrogens, so Tom Cruise may plan to eat it in an effort to stave off his fast approaching 'old guy' look.

Tom said later in the same interview that he would most likely NOT eat Katie's placenta. He did not give any indication of whether he expected Katie to eat it. Placetophagy is said to combat post-partum depression. Tom Cruise publicly criticized Brooke Sheilds for using anti-depressants to help with this problem.

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